Tom Cruise told a German newspaper today that he believes Aliens are up in space. I’m not saying that this belief is far fetched, but when Tom Cruise says anything, it tends to sound just plain silly.   Hopefully he will have the left side of his body declare war on the right and we [...]

aliens  The above title was taken from an actual story. I had to include this in the blog as it shows how retarded we are as a human race. Truly, why would aliens want to abduct us? Pez are actually smarter than we. Here’s the actual story A California man facing life in prison for [...]

Yes, I support breasts. Get your minds out of the gutter. I mean this in the most professional way. Hold on, I make myself giggle every time I say the word “breasts”. OK, back to me being professional. Yes, in my new job (Job#14 for me total), I am doing Technical work, but I support [...]

OK aside from moving my mom this weekend (Please do not read the previous post haha), I saw Batmane Begins, Bewitched and a comedian named Brian Regan. Here’s my review 1) Bewitched – Funny, not winning any awards, but worth seeing for Nicole Kidman’s hottness and Will Ferrel’s goofy faces 2) Brian Regan – Funniest [...]

My mom moved this weekend, so my family and I did what every other family does when moving a loved one,..hired Movers. Call me lazy but I’m beyond the point where I want to lift couches and refrigerators. And as Americans whom are beyond such tasks, we hire others to do these seemingly impossible tasks. [...]

Hey all!! Today was my last day of work at a place I truly hated. I cannot say that truly, as I did love the people there, except for a select few. But the last day of work is so much fun. Here are the things you can do on your last day and get [...]

U.S. survey finds more nations will acquire nuclear weapons, and Americans need to be scared to death! Click for the Full Story I’d like to thank CNN and other various news groups for the aboive headline today. I was just begin to start relaxing and they reminded me that Death is not only certain, but [...]

While having a conversation with two bisexual, married women, (unfortunately it was only an interview), we began discussing the question of whether or not the concept of “The One” exists. When I say “The One” I am referring to the notion of One person for YOU. Sort of like the “One ring to rule them [...]

This was sent to me by one of my BLOG fans. Since I’m feeling lazy, it’s today’s post. “The Blonde Year in Review” January – Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February – Couldn’t work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn’t fit into the typewriter. March – [...]

While running today I came upon a Mini Cooper parked in a driveway. I was amazed that anyone would even purchase this tiny automotive. I think the Marketing meeting for this car went something like this: Car Exec#1 : “Hey, engineering just created a car no bigger than a roller blade. Think we can sell [...]