This did not happen on purpose. I went out with my friends on Friday night. Great group actually, mostly female, but they are as much pranksters as they are loving friends. The leader of this group is nicknamed “Hammer”. This is an ironic nickname as she is gorgeous, and we all love her to death. [...]

Well it’s no shock to this Blogger that after years of horrrendous treatment and slave trading, Mr. Peebles is being sued by none other than Magilla Gorilla. Magilla, breaking his silence after 40 years, has slapped Peebles with a lawsuit citing: Slavery, Pedofilia, and simple meanness. Peebles, as you recall would sell his animals in [...]

This one comes to my from a loyal Blog reader in Staten Island, NY. (Thanks Diane). The story is as follows, and I really couldn’t fabricate a story like this if I was high. Which by the way, I’ve never done drugs. I should start though as I am such nervous guy. Maybe it was [...]

Yes, Asteroids, those painful things that ache your bott,..err, wait, no those menacing planet destroyers that shoot at us from the heavens. Normally I never think about them. But, thanks to the good people at Wired magazine and space.com, I find myself scaring at the sky awaiting the next “Hit” to the earth that could [...]

My nephew’s birthday is coming up really soon, and being that he is almost four, we bought him a “Bounce House”. It was a collaboration effort between his aunt and uncle, and myself and Sarah. This 300 dollar behemoth is amazing. (The Bounce house, not the other uncle, he actually looks like he’s losing weight. [...]

Of the many observations I have noticed over the years, none has been as common as the need for people to have a significant other not only at home, but at work as well. This is not to say that everyone cheats with someone at work,..although there are plenty of instances of that occurring. Rather, [...]

Today at work, I had lunch amongst a bunch of women I don’t know. They shared with me their gossip of other women in this hospital whom they don’t like, but probably spend a lot of time talking to. I’ve also come to the conclusion that if you out 100 nuns in a room for [...]

OK, so maybe not the globe but maybe NJ. I can now Blog from my cell. If you are reading this, then you realize that I will now be even more able to make use of useless time. Rather than pay attention during work meetings, I may Blog and pretend to be feverishly replying to [...]

People are funny. They are both the greatest joy, and bane, of my existence. Yet none of them are aware, Except Tom Cruise, he knows that I just think he’s crazy. I’m at my new job, and here for about three weeks. Today I had the pleasure of working with a stunning and sweet woman. [...]

I work in a hospital, and while walking up a staircase today, I came upon the very popular “Piso Mojado” sign. This sign, provides quick warning that the floor, is wet. Not only does this sign tell you the floor is wet, it also shows you how to fall, should you choose to walk recklessly [...]