If you’re like me, then you despise the BlackBerry device. Don’t get me wrong, I used to use one for work, which perhaps gives me even more license to hate it. For those of you not sure what I’m talking about, the BlackBerry is a handheld Palm Device used primarily for Emails/Contacts/ and Appointments. It [...]

This is a great example of “Did I say that out loud?”This allegedly happened at Harvard University in a biology class. The professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm the energy for their journey.A female freshman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand correctly, you’re saying there’s [...]

I hate to dance. I really, really, really hate it. I enjoy watching other people dance. Well not really enjoy, but it doesn’t bother me. Like when I’m in strip clubs, I enjoy the level of craftsmanship that these hardworking ladies put into dancing around a pole. (Not as easy as it looks) But I [...]

This is a little crackly, but it has been translated into English and it seems he has some gripes. /TT

I often discard emails, but this one for those of you with or without children, is worth the read. /TT I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, butthis is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It’snice, really nice!! The government recently calculated the cost [...]

Today I was in the bathroom (usual reason), and when I was washing my hands, I happened to noticed a unique book for the restroom. It was an Encyclopedia. I’m not sure what you ladies bring into the bathroom, but this is too much even for a man. Sure we fancy Newspapers, Sporting magazines, and [...]

Dear Editor, I am writing to you because I have this false belief that letters sent to this least visited section of the newspaper will be noticed and taken as my nomination for a Nobel Prize in Journalism. My concern is as follows. For years the blinking yellow light at Avenue B and 42nd street [...]

I basically whine. PS Female condoms resemble vacuum cleaner bags. /TT

I am suffering from a virus, but still I blog on. Today’s audio blog contains: Priests and boy scout leaders Married people who are cheating TV shows I will be performing this podcast live tomorrow night at the GoldHawk on Hoboken, NJ /TT