CBS Sues Howard Stern because they now have zero ratings. This will be a shortlived lawsuit. Listen Here /TT

You know, I’m a decent looking guy, not Brad Pitt, but I don’t make people wretch. However I’m not that confident that I feel there are many young, hot women out there who crave C$%^, and are unable to procure some. Here is a goofy email I got today. No kidding ————————– Hey, it’s me.. [...]

I might be the only person watching the Olympics. Let’s face it, they’re boring. Sure the hockey is cool, and the ice skaters are always fun to watch in a voyeuristic way. But, no one seems to be watching it. From my hotel room in Florida this weekend, I caught one of the events that [...]

If you know what the above term means, then good for you. It means you have experienced perhaps the most beautiful relationship ever!! It is in my estimation that we are witnessing the end of Marriage as we know it. As gay people are allowed to marry so will soon, the “Friends with benefits crowd”. [...]

This story comes out of Temple City, California.—————————For the second time in recent months, somebody broke into a 16-year-old girl’s home and stole her prosthetic leg — including one that had been donated following the first crime, authorities said. The thieves took a $12,000 cosmetic leg and a donated $16,000 leg that Melissa Huff uses [...]

Thank to Diane K for motivating me to write this. By the way she looks much better than the person on this couch. Typical Monday for everyone1) Go to work2) Come home, immediately remove work clothes for worst looking/most comfortable clothes (resembling of a clown suit)3) Force self to workout (Either a gym, or home [...]

OK, After shoveling for about three hours, I think I’m done. I actually stopped to help an elderly couple shovel their stairs. The woman was very grateful, but soon was barking orders as to where I should put the shoveled snow. If anyone’s looking for her she’s under the pile on West 32nd street. Anyway, [...]

OK, so if you are anywhere in the Northeast United States (I have to specify, apparently we have a lot of Arab readers), you are buried in this Friggin snow. Snow is a good gauge to determine if you are no longer cool. When Snow is no longer fun, you’re old and not cool. My [...]

This was sent to me via email from one of you. Very funny.———————————————————————Due to company picnic policy, there will be ONLY ONE DRINK per person at the company picnic – so I bought the cups:

I watched TV this weekend in mild shock (Which means I wasn’t surprised) that an isolated group of angry Muslims destroyed the Danish Embassy in Syria. Some people were actually injured in the attacks. The reason for this? These cartoons. Yup, a series of hurtful, yet parodied cartoons that made Muslims seem like violent people, [...]