Me Ranting on Myspace

There is a game that has been in existence for a long time. Perhaps the first time I had heard it was on the Howard Stern show. The game is simple. It’s called MFK. The letters stand for the following: • M=Marry• F=F*^k• K=Kill(I hope you follow as I don’t like to curse on here) [...]

In response to my story of how I fear monsters in the shower, some women emailed me asking if I hated Asian, as the photo I chose to use, depicted Asians in the shower. I am friendly with many Asians, in fact, a dear friend of mine is mostly Asian (somewhat Italian). And I cannot [...]

In the U.S. There are many things we value. Money, Material Objects, and of course, Vanity. I think we’re all a little screwed for valuing these insignificant items, especially vanity. If you sit and think about it, you really cannot control your beauty. Perhaps some women are born with incredible beauty, and of course others [...]

Why Men fear marriage (This information gathered through numerous interviews) We fear our wife gaining 100 poundsThe knowledge that “I do” means the sex part is done withYou wife spends money faster than you can make itYou have to sleep next to the person you most want deadYou wife is working on how to get [...]

In my line of work, people call upon me when they have technical problems. And although I have my days where I am simply not in the mood, I generally like my job. But among the many pet peeves I have, there is the extended question. The Extended question is the one where the person [...]

My girlfriend approached me yesterday. She told me that she has a pet peeve to address with me. As I wondered what it might be, she blurted out,…”you leave the shower curtain open.”. My GF is easy going, but usually comes unglued over the meaningless stuff. She stayed calm, but I said, ok, no problem. [...]

Hi Everyone. As you know, I’m a proud owner of a Playstation Portable. These days I’ve been playing MLB06. So yesterday I got called into work. And thank G-d, I made sure to pack my PSP, the game, and a DVD movie. Sure I had to do some things at work, but during those waiting [...]

I’m typing this Blog in realtime as I watch this show. Here are the updates live: John Stewart was awesome Nobody cares about this award show except Gay people, Actors, and Old gay people George Clooney won for Best Supporting, and was called “The Facts of Life guy” by an angry Jake Gyllenhal (whom was [...]

To all virgins whom are reading this, some tips:———————————————– 1)Your first time will not be enjoyable, unless you are a guy or a Spanish woman. (Most women claim it takes about the third time). 2)Trying to make it special almost never works, but being nice to each other is a plus. 3)Playing ‘Usher’ during will [...]