So, I’m jogging. Normally I go like 3-5 miles. Tonight after about 2 miles I start feeling “funny”. I become very sluggish, and waaaaay tired. I decided to trudge onward anyway. Another 1/4 mile passes and the sugar shakes set in along with the desire to puke and pass out. At this point I know [...]

In a surpise twist, we believe that Jay Leno has won the American Idol 5 competition. Two picutures were taken of Mr. Leno for the show last night (see above). Who knew he could sing? /TT

Trying to throw a Garbage Can away Ending a game of Peek-A-Boo with a toddler Reasoning with a child Getting a voicemail from your mom that is less than 5 minutes in duration Having your girlfriend say “Fine”, and it not turning into a long drawn out argument /TT

You know I get paid to come up with ideas every day (Not really, but play along). So today I think I may have come upon a new way to help the Country with it’s financial problems of the elderly and healthcare,….Miniaturization of the Elderly. That’s right think of how people will flock to adopt [...]

It’s that time again folks to update the Lexicon of online chat. See in the mid 90′s we had gone from Voice (Telephone) to Instant Messaging (AOL 1.0). This greatly,..ah enough of that I’m starting to sound like every article preamble in the NY Times. Stick to the meat and potatoes T man. OK so [...]

As I was staggering back from my Dentist’s office this morning. ( I was hopped up on Ativan and also have 2 cavities, and a crown), I nearly started into a skip. I caught myself even through the Ativan high I was thoroughly enjoying. And why did I stop? Well for a few reasons: To [...]

For those of you reading this Blog, I envision that you may take the time to read other blogs hosted by blogspot.com. Perhaps one even written by the AssimilatedNegro. I recommend his blog highly. In a recent post of his, he speaks of how he recently upgraded the usage of the word Vagina into his [...]

Work, Play, Sex, whatever venue you are participating in,..Nobody cares. (What the hell is he talking about?) I’m speaking of those instances when people babble on and on (Blogging not included), without concern that the people within earshot simply,..DO NOT CARE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY. These examples are often seen in the following places: [...]

Some guys at work and myself, have been collating various reasons why it is not only ok to cheat, but also, doesn’t count. That’s right, there have been recent discoveries, in the dating and married world, where scientists have found that “cheating” apparently has some major loopholes. Here is a sample from the soon to [...]

This is the alleged Barry Bonds Rookie Card. Hmm he seems to have gained some weight since the late 80′s. Legal Disclaimer: This is meant for Satirical purposes only. Please Mr. Bonds, do not sue us in a bout of Steroroidal rage. Legal Disclaimer 2: Again, see above.