Conan did such a great job here, it’s worth watching. /TT

I was browsing the web, and found this. As a result, I’m flying to Japan tomorrow. /tt

Again, as a precursor, we cannot be held responsible for Mouse’s opinion. But watch anyway.

Well we’ve all wound up in bed with a pig at one time or another, but this woman, she’s made it an art form. We really do not make this up. Here’s is a summary of the story from London’s Daily Mail.——————————————————————- It’s art, says the naked woman who’ll hug a dead pig on stage [...]

You really cannot make this up. /TT Monks brawl at peace protest Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:10 PM ET COLOMBO (Reuters) – Protesters calling for an end to recent violence in Sri Lanka found themselves brawling with hardline Buddhist monks Thursday, after a rally dubbed a “peace protest” turned unexpectedly violent. Organizers said there were [...]

For those of you thinking we might be jesting here,…we are not. Check this link with the Full Story As a reminder, JonBenet Ramsey was an adorable little girl of two very wealthy parents. She was found beaten and strangled in the basement of the family’s home in Boulder on Dec. 26, 1996. The odd [...]

You know before I had this surgery so many people told me it was “no big deal”. As I sit here and type I cannot begin the tell you of the burning pain in my groin (And no, that is not poetic for my yearning to bang some chick, although there’s always that). It hurts [...]

OK, so the surgery is over and I feel fine now. Aside from the fact I feel as if I was dropped kicked in the testicles. The Anesthesia made me want to puke, but kncoked me out good. I finally began peeing again and now I cannot stop. (No diaper is needed though.) Very sore [...]

OK, so I will be out of it we will try and have Mouse Rubenstein report on my Hernia Surgery Friday morning. I am a lot nervous, but hope it will be over fast. I’ll be pretty doped up on Percocet afterwards, so it might be funny if I can blog. Talk to you all [...]

I went to a wake yesterday, which as you know is the predecessor to a funeral where you pay your respects to the deceased. I really was paying my respects to the family members I do know, as I truly didn’t know this lovely soul whom passed. I enter the Funeral home, walk into a [...]