CIA application-An email joke
- 02.28.07
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you [...]
#300 My Academy Awards Speech
- 02.21.07
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Hello everyone!! Yes, it’s the 300th blog. Sure they haven’t all been text. Some have been audio, some have been video. We laughed, we cried, I pretended that this blog mattered. Let’s take a quick review of what has transpired since I began blogging in 2003. After receiving an MBA, I was jobless 3 days [...]
Britney’s Bald
- 02.18.07
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I saw today that she shaved her head. I have to say she still looks hot, maybe even hotter, here are the pics of her shaving from x17online.com. Go visit them and give them money. (legally I need to say that).
Bionic Eyes are here!!!
- 02.17.07
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Lest you think the following story is fictitious, it is not. Within 2 years they will be offering Bionic eyes. I am excited about this as it ushers in the time of the cyborg, and that is all I ever wanted to be since I was a child. Just thing of a world with “Robo-Mouse”. [...]
An open letter to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- 02.14.07
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Hello, I know you and your country are into terrorizing and stuff, that being said, below is a list of people I’d like you to make go away: Tom Coughlin, Head Coach, NY Giants American Idol Jimmy Fallon (Wait, I think he’s gone) Julia Roberts Tyra Banks Real Estate Agents Thanks, Your favorite infidel. /TT
My favorite TV shows
- 02.12.07
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Of late I have been watching more TV than usual. Normally I listen to a ton of Radio (Howard Stern on Sirius, Ron and Fez). Maybe because it is colder and there is nothing else to do than go to the gym and play World of Warcraft, or perhaps because I am sooo bored when [...]
Rocketing towards 300
- 02.06.07
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In case you all haven’t noticed. (And most of you haven’t), I am nearing my 300th blog. I know, I know, this has the same ramifications as Letterman’s 1,000 show, or October 26th of every year. That type of Christmas Eve excitement qhich can electrify and excite. Well, I’ve done you all the honor of [...]
Farting caught on Infrared
- 02.01.07
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Cheap laugh, yes, interesting nonetheless. /TT