Animals working at corporations
- 03.31.07
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Like many of you, I work at a place that does or sells something to make a profit. And with that said profit, Company X passes along a negligible piece of that to me vis ‘a vi, a paycheck. Sure it’s barely enough to keep your significant other happy, but aside from that, it’s the [...]
Why Target is annoying
- 03.25.07
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I love shopping at Target (The Superstore). It’s just the type of store where you can truly buy everything under one roof. Even if some of the products are sub par, they are still present and accounted for. When I go to Target I even have a set routine for how I travel around the [...]
Wackos at the movie theater
- 03.24.07
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This weekend, like many others, I ventured out to see the latest Sandler film “Reign Over Me”. Normally, I try to avoid viewing movies in public because basically, I hate other people. Other people are loud, annoying, and meant to be avoided. My prejudice was justified while watching this film. Here’s why… Before the film [...]
Hillary vs Obama (part 1)
- 03.21.07
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The battle for the 20008 Presidential campaign has begun, and at the forefront are Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton. The latest skirmish seems to have been won by “Barry’s” people as they kick out an amazing Hillary-as-big-brother commercial, which was spliced from Apple’s 1984 commercial. In this commercial, a bunch of drones are sitting agape [...]
Reverend Al Sharpton
- 03.19.07
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As a white man I’m taking a risk writing this article. That being said, I’m writing this little story about the Reverend Al Sharpton because I, like you the reader, want to know how a man can make a living without actually doing anything. That’s right!! I said it! This letter goes out to all [...]
You wanna laugh?
- 03.19.07
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I have so many pet peeves, I think actually one of them is a pet peeve. That being said, let’s add to the list, the common colloquialism “You wanna laugh”. The problem with this often used regional slang, is that it is almost never followed with something that will make you laugh. I’ll provide an [...]
NYC Ice Storm 2007
- 03.16.07
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Just when I was unpacking my golf clubs, Mother Nature reminded us just how insiginficant we are. Some two days ago, the temp was in the high 70′s, and we were all having delusions of summer, and thoughts of sexual activity. (Not me, I’m getting married soon). The winter was seemingly over and the Spring [...]
I pass out in the gym
- 03.10.07
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Low blood sugar is a bastard. I’ma guy who eats right most of the time, works out 5-6 days a week, and just punished himself in every aspect of his life. Today, I paid for some of that stupidity. I went to the gym around noon today, which is not m,y peak time, but on [...]
Reasons why people cheat
- 03.01.07
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People always ask me questions that I clearly don’t know the answer too, but I never say “I don’t know”. Rather, I simply provide answers. Predicated on that, here’s this week’s question: “Why do people cheat?” Why Women cheat They need emotional attention They need to talk They need to feel special They need to [...]