OK, here is a reader submitted email joke, that is comical enough for my loyal fans (all three of you).——-A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving [...]

When you think of courageous names throughout history; Evel Knievel, SuperDave Osbourne, David Blaine,..add one more to the mix,..Tony Teri. That’s right folks, I amaze everyone simply by putting $1.40 into a soda machine, and selecting a beverage. What used to be a simple task is now life threatening. As you can see from the [...]

James Gandolfini Shot By Closure-Seeking Fan NEW YORK, NY —"I had to tie up the loose ends," said the assassin, who ignored criticisms that killing Gandolfini was "predictable," "cheap," and "void of imagination." .onion_embed {background: rgb(256, 256, 256) !important;border: 4px solid rgb(65, 160, 65);border-width: 4px 0 1px 0;margin: 10px 30px !important;padding: 5px;overflow: hidden !important;zoom: 1;}.onion_embed [...]

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Odds Given on iPhone Failure By LiveScience Staff When the long-awaited iPhone hits store shelves this week, no doubt many Apple enthusiasts will adopt early as they’ve done in the past with other products from the company. But just how crazy it gets is anyone’s bet. In fact, BetUS.com figures the odds are 20-1 that [...]

There really was no other way to title this blog. Suffice it to say that the past two days have not been fun. Here’s what happened. Thursday evening there was this storm which came out of nowhere and it dumpled a ton of rain in a short period of time. I didn’t pay it much [...]

People friggin amaze me!! Read this article from Yahoo today. By FRANK ELTMAN, Associated Press WriterThu Jun 21, 10:38 AM ET It’s what kids do: squeal in delight when they’re having fun. But to some Long Island residents those squeals were unwelcome noise, and they wanted two neighborhood girls playing in a backyard pool to [...]

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This was emailed to me, and I wonder what it might have resulted in for nearby drivers. /TT