Archive for September, 2007

Craig’s List ad of the week!!!

Found this one today hey ladies, sounds like an easy $300.00 —————- I am kinda a attractive guy, need a woman, a pretty woman, cute , to be my “1 day girlfriend”, So basically you will do is only walking with me in the park, or coming to my home, only few hours, and tell [...]

Jimmy Kimmel spoof -Bourne Ultimatum

Jimmy Kimmel made me laugh on this one.

Craig’s list ad-Walk all over me!!

Browsing Craig’slist.com, I found this ad the other day. Man are we in trouble as a planet. Get paid to walk all over me Human doormat seeks females interested in walking all over him and wiping feet on him in exchange for cash. No sexual or other services required; simply a foot fetish related session. [...]

Ahmadinejad at Columbia

Hey kids! In case you didn’t notice, my favorite wacko President is in town this week (No, not GWB), to speak at the United Nations, and also, Columbia University. I am not happy about this for so many reasons. Some of which because prior to this, most people I know were unaware of him, and [...]

Wall Street Crack Fiends have their day!!

Well, Yesterday was the day all the coke heads,..er I mean Wall Streeters have been waiting for. The FED finally helped out and lowered the rate by 50 basis points. It was gerat news for the Street, resulting in a 300+ day for the DOW. That reaction, was akin to providing a homeless, drug addict [...]

Osama Bin Laden Outakes

Rush-A-Homa (Satire only, please do not sue)

Ahh! the beginning of September. The time of year when the memories of a great summer still sit fresh in our minds, the cool breezes begin blowing, and we all pretend to be Jewish to get off of work early. That’s right, if you aren’t Jewish, but would love to capitalize on the days off [...]

Scooter crash

Not for the feint of heart.

Animal Farm revisited

George Orwell’s Animal Farm is perhaps one of my favorite books. It’s metaphor’s ring true still today. Why am I beginning one of my Award nominated Blog’s with this statement?* Because I have been noticing that this literary classic must have been written with my workplace in mind. First, let me recap the story for [...]

MTV VMA’s S-U-C-K

Sunday’s VMA’s were by far, one of the worst shows I have ever seen on air. This is saying a lot considering that I am including every roast on Comedy Central, The OC, and of course, every Super Bowl. The show was conducted at the Palms, in Las Vegas. It had the electricity of a [...]