Booty Call (Boo-tee, Call)-Adjective 1. The art of phoning, or ‘texting’ a person for the sole purpose of Sexual Activity.2. To attempt a communication with a party, to persuade them to provide sexual pleasure, and promptly afterward, followed by a “Walk of Shame”.3. The call stated above usually occur between the hours of 11pm through [...]

The following are what is keeping me up tonight: ReAllocation of my Stock Portfolio (Believe it or not, I’m actually up 40% this week, but still spinning the wheels) My mundane job Fertility Housing Puppets Anxiety Thanks for tuning in, and jpin us later this week for another riveting episode of Insomnia Tonight. Hey Dave!! [...]

There’s a new craze creeping into corporate America. It’s the art of throwing some dopey slogan into your email signature. As you can see from the moronic example above, folks think it’s cool or ‘edgy’ to have eloquent sayings or lines of prose to end their email. It is in fact, not. Whatever happened to [...]

If we didn’t rely on oil from the Middle East, Russia, and Hugo Chavez et.al. Here is what the World might be like: Our enemies in the Middle East would have no money for funding and would evaporate. People in those current oil rich countries would innovate and become more industrious. Russia and Venezuela would [...]

This is interesting, and disturbing. Everyone is the U.S. should hear this. /TT

NAR: NJ home sales didn’t increase 4 percent, they dropped 30by South Jersey News OnlineSaturday June 14, 2008, 2:15 PM TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — Whoops! Encouraging statistics on home sales in New Jersey looked too good to be true when they were released by the National Association of Realtors. And that’s exactly what they were. [...]

Wow!! How many ReeRee’s are going to try this right after they watch it? I know I am. /TT

Thank the lord for the folks at Marvel Entertainment for getting control of this movie back. The original Hulk by Ang Lee was just disgusting. Seriously, I hope THAT Mr. Lee never gets to do a film again. But Marvel, has gained control and given us back this incredible piece of entertainment. I couldn’t do [...]

Dear Abby:  I’m tired of pulling away from fast-food drive through restaurants only to find my order is incomplete or, worse, inedible.  My husband says I should check the order before I pull away, but I’m afraid it will hold up the line.  What do you recommend? S.B.B.—Illinois   Dear S.B.B.  (Abby’s advise removed for [...]