Well, it’s official, I’m married long enough. What do I mean by long enough? Well, I mean long enough where my wife has resorted to using Canine commands to dispense orders to me. Here’s a short list: No, No, Sit!! Sit! Bad Tony! You know what you did. In her defense here’s her rebuttal as [...]

Tonight I ventured out to watch the new X-Files movie. While not an avid fan of the former Fox TV show, I did occasionally check it out until Duchovny left, and was a fan of the previous film (circa 1999). That being said, this movie simply BLEW. Apparently reading scripts isn’t necessary before giving the [...]

Alleges Airline Would Not Allow Re-Booking Over Phone; Asking For $5 Million And Class-Action StatusNEW YORK (AP) ― A New York City lawyer is suing Delta Air Lines Inc. for $5 million, claiming the carrier’s incompetence and indifference left him stranded in Paris for four days last October during an airport workers’ strike. Thomas Mullaney [...]

It can’t drop far enough for me. Screw those bastards who trade oil!

Ok folks, in my GOW saga, I have made some progress. Here’s what happened: I got passed the mean ol’ Basilisk. I killed a bunch of Persians, and collected stuff. I saw some cool Cut scenes. I yawned some more. I killed a big mean guy and had sex with two visibly naked game girls [...]

I bought GOW for the PSP today. Needless to say, very disappointed with this horrible game. Sure you get to jump around and kill things, but I have been stuck on the first Boss (The basilisk) for two hours and I cannot get passed him. (nor can I be killed) I am extremely bored, so [...]

Dave Barry’s colonoscopy journal: For more Dave Barry Click HERE I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point [...]

If you’ve read this blog you know I have the world’s worst insomnia (Next to Dave C). That being said I have not slept for nearly three days do to recent night thoughts. Today it all caught up with me. I took an over the counter sleeping pill from CVS at 10pm last night. It [...]