Alright, I’ll say it now. How F$%^ING stupid are people?! Obviously very. A young man was killed on “Black Friday” as throngs of the dumbest Americans stampeded into a Walmart in Long Island to grab the deals. Try them all for murder. Hope that Xbox was worth it you future inmates!Merry F%^&ING Holidays!/TT

Happy turkey day everyone. I was running around this morning and here’s what went down: Went to Stop and Shop to pick up cooked turkey (yeah biotch!) Forgot stuffing and returned some time later. Picked up folding chairs from Mom’s house and listened and nodded to her for 10 minutes. Watched parade and so far [...]

Today I checked my FB from the old BlackBerry and wham!!!! I had 10 friend requests, 8 notifications, 4 pokes (none of them pleasurable), 3 drinks, 1 “join the fight” invite, 1 become a twilighter, 5 super pokes (again, not pleasurable), and 5 cowtips. I can’t say it enough peeps, keep it simple,..send naked pictures. [...]

Ahh, Holiday time. The time of year we all act a little nicer, feel more joyous, and somehow feel compelled to spend money incessantly. I’m here to tell you of some fun things you can do around this time of year, to break up the monotony. Sit on Santa’s lap for a holiday pic and [...]

Would anyone even miss Somalia? I don’t believe so. I told people back in the 80′s that we should let their starving people starve. No one listened, and now we have pirates. Not the friendly type that sing songs, but the dirty type that steal stuff. I’m glad it’s the Arabs problem now, Do the [...]

Ok, with the former CEO of Yahoo leaving the office still wiping the $33.00 per share offer off of his face, is there any doubt in your mind that Yahoo is primed to get scapped up by MSFT, GOOG, or heck, even Apple?  It’s a done deal, it’s a matter of the Stock Market bledding [...]

I’m on line today doing the self checkout thing. (My preferred method of getting the heck out of the store.)  There’s a 20 something-ish spanish woman on line behind me.  She happens to be on her Cell chatting away as if no other human can hear her.  Here’s what went down: She was talking to her boyfriend [...]

If you’ve turned on the news (which I DO NOT recommend) you’ve probably heard that the Auto Industry is requesting for 25Billion in aid.  They state that without this help, they might not make the year. To this I say,..don’t let the door hit you on the ass.  I know I sound harsh, but remember, [...]

I attended an 11:30am wedding today.  Yes 11:30am.  That means I was dancing and drinking by 12:30pm. Here’s a recap of what happened: The groom cried before the bridge even got to the altar. Another guy in the seats was crying too! There were bees everywhere. I accidently took a picture a what some might [...]