I wish this award could only be given once per year, but I believe I’ll continue to beat it to death through 2009 and beyond. Yes, The Moron Awards. Those lovely awards by people one dna strand short of the rest of us. Here’s the most recent: A NJ bank robber writes the hold up [...]

Ahhhh, what a day it was yesterday! I had a blast. My niece and nephew were both insane with gifts, and I myself felt like a kid again. Was it from watching the kids, eating every cookie in my path, or playing PS3? Neither, it was from getting my very own,…Nintendo DS. I already have [...]

I was at defcon 4 all day today. I truly might have killed someone if provoked. And by provoked, I mean if someone said hello to me. I believe it all could have been avoided if I was able to get a cup of coffee from D&D this am. I was denied by the looooong [...]

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I went to the Doctors today to get tended to for some sinus thingie. First, you start out in the main waiting room. Then, they give you a false sense of hope by putting you in the limbo room, where no, you don’t dance, you wait some more. When my doctor arrived in the second [...]

Ahh, it’s that special time of year! Regardless of your religion, there is always the excitement that surrounds,….MY 600TH BLOG POST!! And oh yeah, Christmas, Kwanza, and Channukah (I’m sure I spelled that wrong). So, in typical blog fashion, let me recount some events that have recently transpired in my life. (If you recall, my [...]

I get emails like this a lot (like most of you). I felt this was needed as the idiot referred to in the cartoon might cost the Giants.

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